Want fries with that?

Fast food sucks. Sure, its bad for you. Yes, it does drain your wallet faster than the speed of sound. And of course, it does foster laziness as it keeps us from cooking at home.

But that's not really why it is such a horrible thing. Fast food has become an abomination because of one simple thing: people.

Why the hell is it that when I order a salad at the drive through I don't get a bloody fork to eat it with!? When did "burger and fries" become impossible to remember for the staff? I can't recall the last time I ordered fast food and some moron didn't muck it up somehow. No sauce for the nuggets after they ask you what kind. No dressing or croutons after you request extra of each. Fish sandwich when you order a cheese burger.

Apparently, you now have to be either a zombie, idiot, meth head, or vegetable in a coma to work in fast food.

More later. Too steamed to keep writing.

-Owen